@freemo

They got their senses mixed up. It should come with nanobots in the fluid that have tiny built-in iPods that constantly play the jingle for the company's product.

@Pat

You are thinking of Apple brand ear drops. They cost $1000 but its a bargain considering how user friendly they are.

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@freemo

Well, they can't get a patent on it now... the idea is in the public domain now!

How about a genetically engineered virus that goes into the infected person's brain and attaches to the cochlear nerve and constantly plays commercials. The company that engineers the virus sells ad space to the highest bidder.

Capitalism at it's best!

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