I thought everyone would abstain from answering, because it was a rhetorical question. I'm not sure if those who are voting are so enthusiastic about their religions that they missed the satire, or if they are playing along.
@Pat In about 7 hours I can check what the results are. :P
I'm sure everyone is anxiously awaiting the results so they will know once and for all which religion is better.
@Pat There is always a 5th choice, which is 'abstain'. ;)