@RayneSilver
@hansw

So she basically has a tendency of getting a few bruises anytime she attempts to flirt.

Many years back we used to date and she was in a flirty mood. I was drinking a beer and she comes over and sits on a stool all sexy like and starts trying to be all sexy (not that she never needed to try very hard, she is very beautiful)..

Anyway mid flirt just as she was getting ready to wrap up the seductiveness, **THWACK** somehow the stool just pops out from under her and she accelerates full speed head first into the floor, with her face making a quick detour to bounce off the table on its way down.

Without missing a beat she pops back up to her feet as if nothing happened, perhaps somehow thinking no one would notice she just took a tumble dive to the floor, and continued her flirting mid sentence right where it left off.