Roland Dechain @RolandDeschaine@qoto.org

I’m a bitch
I’m a lover
I’m a child
I’m a mother
I’m a Sovereign Citizen of the United States
Am I Being Detained?

@chrispoparoma i love my huge salty wife

Coworker: Oh cool, Fraiser is on - I can turn my brain right off

Me, an intellectual: Fraiser is the best sitcom of our time, and you need to have an IQ over 130 to properly enjoy it. I bet you watch Rick and Morty - peasant.

I'm very tired in this one but it only makes me cuter

Hey there #QOTO ! A #Randomquestion for you:

You are going to die in one year. A magical pixie has told you so, and there is no getting out of it. However, the magical pixie has also granted you a SINGLE wish with a caveat: This wish must be use totally selfishly. IT can not be used to directly help or benefit anyone but you.

What do you wish for?

I don’t celebrate Halloween but I love doing Halloween looks and I did a bunch in 2016. The creepy doll one was just me playin around haha

paris and nicoles the simple life was way ahead of it’s time and the way adults reacted to it only increased my internalised misogyny, but seeing clips of it now is extremely liberating bc they’re just out there being the best hoes they can be and I think that’s beautiful

I think the sudden onset of winter has my cat feelinf a little chilly.