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Almost time for a conference call. I’m going to be on video for this one. I will not forget the face of my father.

millenials should all go live in the sewers
- no rent
- rat friends
- in 5 generations you will have created a new race of sewer humans, who can withstand the disgusting stench and have webbed feet
- no rent

I’m a bitch
I’m a lover
I’m a child
I’m a mother
I’m a Sovereign Citizen of the United States
Am I Being Detained?

Coworker: Oh cool, Fraiser is on - I can turn my brain right off

Me, an intellectual: Fraiser is the best sitcom of our time, and you need to have an IQ over 130 to properly enjoy it. I bet you watch Rick and Morty - peasant.

I hope everyone will be able to stay safe from the hurricane.

drugs 

when you eat bunch of weed brownies and pass out

Hey there ! A for you:

You are going to die in one year. A magical pixie has told you so, and there is no getting out of it. However, the magical pixie has also granted you a SINGLE wish with a caveat: This wish must be use totally selfishly. IT can not be used to directly help or benefit anyone but you.

What do you wish for?

eye contact, sp00ky looks 

I don’t celebrate Halloween but I love doing Halloween looks and I did a bunch in 2016. The creepy doll one was just me playin around haha

paris and nicoles the simple life was way ahead of it’s time and the way adults reacted to it only increased my internalised misogyny, but seeing clips of it now is extremely liberating bc they’re just out there being the best hoes they can be and I think that’s beautiful

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