SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@qoto.org

@Matthew
Do I get a set of steak knives?

@EmpireofDirt@universeodon.com
Damn! I knew I shouldn’t sign up for Mastodon! Now I’m caught up in some kind a goddamn voodoo thing!

@mawhrin
I don’t know about you, but making murder illegal is the most authoritarian government overreach I can think of! Next to, of course, forcing us to turn our clocks back in the fall.

@EmpireofDirt@universeodon.com
Ooo. Um, do you know how I can find an angel with genitalia?

@EmpireofDirt@universeodon.com
Whoa! Dude! I tried this out, and my wife turned into salt. Can you tell me how to get her back?

@omglulu @MeidasTouch
he shaves it daily.

@MeidasTouch
From what I understand they’ll arrest you if they find out you’ve been trying to overthrow the government. Careful with those tweets campers!

@davidheath
Can I pay him with Dogecoin?

@heidilifeldman
There are many, but when RFK was shot, I remember my father getting a call from a friend and he said something like: "Oh my god, they got him too?!"

Friday night’s pizza night.

@ktdoggett
The benevolent Leon would never cut a journalist up in to little pieces for crossing him. He simply enlists people that DO cut journalists in to little pieces help finance his vanity projects.

@bwithrow
And if you don’t find value and treasure in it’s pages, you’ll love wearing the fancy underwear!

I wish my progressive brethren of all stripes could learn to stop getting mad and start getting even.

I’m now following 420 people. Smoke break.

I have question. Remember in the 70s, when that commercial showed the Chippewa chief in tears? Was he crying over what white man had done to his river - or was it because he thought he wouldn't live long enough to see a Ceasars sportsbook built on his ancestoral land?

@cridge17 @bkm
An important message from emergency room personnel.

@jimstewartson
…a man with three buttocks!