SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@qoto.org

So Jesus physically ascended into heaven. Doubting Thomas got schooled on the subject. The burning question for me has always been, where is he now? I mean, if he ascended physically, he must be sitting somewhere waiting to come back. Is he on the moon? Is he sitting in the Bahamas with SBF? Is he in heaven? If heaven is a physical place, then do I have to die to get there? Questions. I have a lot of questions.

@JoseMarichal @academicchatter
I’m a GenXer, and this was the constant refrain from old people. I guess that’s what happens when you grow up and get a lawn to defend.

@FoxNews
Finally! Can somebody tell me what happened to this guy?

@CrockettForReal
I just use it as an excuse to not workout until I get new batteries.

@verge
The other 70%? Meh. Not so much.

@mayaisloading
I hate it when I step on that thing!

@asbestos@toot.community
"I saw mommy kissing santa claus" is enough for me.

I'm not sure how I feel about the possibility of a headline proclaiming:

"Piers Morgan Toot shames 'total lies' in Harry and Meghan series as he brands them 'rabid dogs'"

@VPS_Reports@kolektiva.social
Nice! I never got a Twitter account either. Maybe I’ll create one and troll around for a while. Gosh I’d hate to get kicked off though.🤣

@lcrw
My heart flutters with the Christian fellowship.

Jesus, if Trump can sell out on his NFTs maybe he should come up with insurrectionist NFTs for the the rubes. Hell! Even I might even pony up for a Marjorie Taylor Greene-Lantern. Or a Lauren Boebert Cat Woman, if you know what I mean😏.
#nft

@Sivavaid
Thank you for this! “Polarization” is just Orwellian newspeak along the lines of “ both-siderism” thats polluted our discourse and will be repeated in myriad forms until journalists say “enough”!

@ajcan
With the number at the bottom, are you sure this isn’t a mug shot?

…They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

- Jean-Paul Sartre 2/2

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors…1/2