SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@qoto.org

@YouGiveMeFever

I’m goin’ out on a limb here and I’m sayin’ that guy with the flag mask is a real American. Is this a mistake on my end?

@flexghost

Oooo. A war! That sounds sooo scary. Better not mess with Trump or there’s gonna be a war. Horrors!

I’m not a gun porn kinda guy, more interested in Russian getting the fuck out of Ukraine. Found this interesting for some reason.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxjqx4/ukraine-is-successfully-using-a-140-year-old-machine-gun-against-russia?utm_source=email&utm_medium=editorial&utm_content=news&utm_campaign=230321

Apparently a lot of the new Mastodon users are randy young ladies that want to get acquainted. I’m flattered ladies, but please I’m just a bot.

@trinsec

Oh! Sorry ‘bout that. Trust me, you’re not missing much 😄

@TheConversationUS

“Havana syndrome” always makes me think of smoking a really bad cigar.

@kairyssdal

“What does this mean for the DeSantis campaign? We’ll be talking with our election experts next…”

@trinsec

Clearly you’ve never met an accordion player 😂

Maybe the process server on Shaq’s FTX fraud lawsuit could pin him down at the hospital?

https://thespun.com/.amp/nba/sports-world-is-praying-for-shaquille-oneal-tonight

@trinsec

OK. I didn’t say it was a GOOD joke.

See he HAD one accordion and then it turned into 3…um, ‘cause two other people didn’t want theirs. Ehem.

@pivoinebleue@mstdn.social

I’m absolutely, positively sure she shares Rupert’s belief that it’s not about the red or the blue. It’s about the green.

@Alice

Now let’s get out there and take a nap!!

@GottaLaff

Oh noes!! Trumps base will be stronger!! I’m quaking in my fucking boots 🥱

@GottaLaff

The sad part is that many African countries embrace the Christofascist, LGBTQ nonsense, that the God-fearing Putin claims. he’ll be right at home.

So this accordion player gets thirsty and stops at a bar to get a drink. He enjoys a beer for awhile and then realizes he’s left his accordion in his unlocked car. He runs out to the car, fearing the worst, and sure enough finds three accordions in his back seat.

@raste14956

oh sure, but what color is the rest of the car?

When I was about three years old, I’m told, I threatened to run away from home. It was about 8 o’clock at night and I stepped out of the door for a second and quickly returned saying “It’s dark…I’m running away tomorrow!”

It struck me this morning that this is like a metaphor for the entirety of Make America Great Again.

Whether Mastodon has 5K or 5M users doesn’t matter. You only need to follow about 500 of them to get a pretty rich social media experience that doesn’t suck like ad driven social media.

@monkeyninja

And this is a national security risk, how?