DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org
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@soft Calcium strength at his command, SKELETON MAAAAAN
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@root Cool. I'll have to see if I can't find it next time I visit the US.
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here's the finished commission i did for @socialskeleton !!! well, the tv screencap version of it (im posting this one bc i think it suits mastodon much better)
@root How does it taste?
@root I'd think someone would make like fists and middle-fingers, at least. You know, something insulting.
mh, an apology
@root You're okay. We're all a mess on Mastodon. It's part of the flavor!
Seriously though, you're not bothering me personally.
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me: so, yeah, I'm a nonbinary girl
someone: are you gonna get,,, The Surgery ??
me: yeah, I'm gonna trade my left arm for a Vector SMG so I can shoot people who ask overly personal questions
@jacethechicken what, it's suddenly not appropriate to ask some random person about the status of their genitals?! Times have changed. I'm behind the times.
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@jacethechicken BIG ON HUGS!
Haha, got 'em.
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@root We have open internet, and I'm allowed to do almost anything I want on it. But, 'Echnidna penis' will DEFINITELY bring a question.
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@root This will be so hilarious to explain. I look forward to it.
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@root God I hope my boss checks my search history today.
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@Surasanji lil giant alien mushroom that we're all proud of.
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@root I dunno, that's pretty big considering the size of the rest of him. He's got every right to be proud x 4.
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@root Honestly, it looks a little hentai.
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@root and four heads.
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the speck on my glasses: 🤔
me: *wipes my glasses*
the speck on my glasses: 
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