DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

@InvaderXan I'm not very popular, as I'm sure you can imagine.

@InvaderXan Floppy Lotus is my porn name.

@iankenway To be clear, I think a British exit of the EU is a stupid decision.

@iankenway The first referendum didn't exactly work out, though. Are you sure you really want 'The People' to make this decision? How many people that you meet on the street have the knowledge and information to make a well educated choice?

@jacethechicken oops.

@root You're welcome.

@root you're not my real mom, you can't tell me who to worry about.

Hope you feel better soon.

@jacethechicken Eh. Seems like a lot of responsibility.

@buffaloser @evan Ah, Florida.

@jacethechicken (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ No!

@EdgarAllanFoe @SquidPresident@cryptids.online yeah, for sure. The hologram one starts off innocent enough but gets weird- the followup, though, shows him with an expectation that this fake hologram is exactly the same as the doctor herself, which is totally creepy and bad.

@jojo @root it's slime-girl tomato honey, fully organic, farm fresh.

@jacethechicken Ooon the willows there, we hung up our lives~

@Saederup92 lol.

He was upset I informed him something was wrong with his delivery. Apparently me telling him as soon as I found out about it wasn't soon enough.

Buddy, if I was fucking clairvoyant, I wouldn't be talking to you. I'd be sitting back on my private island with all my money.

Customers who call you names, such as 'Fucking piece of shit' right before hanging up the phone are cowards.