@bryceyoungquist but didn't they give the job to that kid with leukemia?!
ootd, no glasses, no ec
@root Hai lady.
@root @bryceyoungquist I agree with Elle. You were too busy with your sleeplessness to think about land purchases and/or sexy dancing.
@jacethechicken now I'm imagining like a star-trek style bridge crew of chicken shouting, "HOLD INTEGRITY! HOLD INTEGRITY!"
My brain works weird.
@Mrfunkedude It seriously, seriously infuriates me.
@Mrfunkedude I am disgusted by how often 'Pro-Life' people pretend they're working for "Women's Health".
@Surasanji @quark I recall the first time I heard him in an interview for some Star Trek documentary about all of the Captains. I thought for sure he had taken to much LDS.
@quark @Mrfunkedude I started rewatching DS9, and you can actually see some of that come through in the flashback parts of the very first episode when he's chatting with Jennifer on the beach.
@peterdrake Am birb. *Vomits up seeds and fruit* - Plant probably.
@bryceyoungquist @LuigiEsq@mastodon.social 'Black Hole' is a weird way to say 'the balls'.
snack shitpost, allcaps
@soft I like the way you roll it... no diggity.
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