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@Roxxie_Riot sounds like quitter talk. If Ozzy Osborne could do it, so can you. I mean, he's English, so his desire to drink nothing but tea was there from the start and he overcame it.

You can do this!

@Roxxie_Riot I don't think that works for physical pain, only emotional and spiritual pain.

May I suggest an option that has worked for millions?

Drugs.

@Roxxie_Riot that sounds uncomfortable. I'm sorry to hear that.

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@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Mr. President, something has come across my desk and I would like an official statement.
i.imgur.com/mo77AH8.jpg

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@SuperGideon Haha, good try, I'm too smart to say hello to a picture without anything in it. (Also, hi Wallace!)

Okay, so apparently there is an album called 'Kids Trap' wholesome rap music for kids.

There isn't just one of these, though. No.. There are at least Seven.

@Roxxie_Riot @jacethechicken where does one acquire Boonbucks? Asking for a friend.

So, anyone feeling some one corner love for Time Cube?

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shitpost 

me, sobbing: i’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING

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@Katie @bryceyoungquist Excellent. With these I can finally begin mining that often used park and selling maps!

Here's my most recent advert:
Dave's Landmine Maps, Now 85% Accurate!

It tested highly among the clones of Bryce Youngquist I keep naked in various sized cages.

@cambridgeport90 It's one of those days, Katherine. The kind where I dream of inventing a way to slap people over a standard TCP/IP connection.

@cambridgeport90 Just got another one. This woman assumed 'limited lifetime warranty' meant that as long as she was alive she'd get free replacements. -_-

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