DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org
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@LinuxGameWorld I promise that I pet that kitty a lot, and also inform her of A) How much I love her and B) How very pretty she is.
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Get your homeopathic vaccines today! The best essential oil money can buy.
@freemo I heard if you put a potato on the physical entry point of the vaccine it'll suck out all the autism.
@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club @jacethechicken yeah, that is sort of his thing.
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We should have a cryptid of the month.
@DuckRex hoop snake.
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@EdgarAllanFoe cat.exe has encountered an unexpected fault.
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Protecting the right to record police officers is essential to local journalism and civilian oversight of police activity. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/05/eff-tenth-circuit-first-amendment-protects-right-record-police
@Katarzyna @johnrandom@cryptids.online I thought we were just waiting on a pizza delivery from Pappa-John-Paul the Second's famous pizza place.
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Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
@johnrandom@cryptids.online hi orb, I love you.
@johnrandom@cryptids.online @SquidPresident@cryptids.online can I join this squad?
@johnrandom@cryptids.online @EdgarAllanFoe he hasn't worked for decades. Last I heard he was deep in his cups somewhere in Alaska.
@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Her name is Birdhouse Von Clawvitz of Renshire.
@bryceyoungquist do the robits eat ass, though?
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American: oh my god I have so much debt from school, I dunno how I'll ever pa-
German: [texting]
American: are you even paying attention??
German: oh sorry -- I just have, no interest in student loans,,
@jacethechicken I have never stopped needing a man like Mr. Rogers in my life. I am very happy to have been among the children who grew up with him.
I still tear up to this song: https://youtu.be/5BZlyxS37Kk
Petition to change 'Toots' to UpDoots.
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