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Oh, man. I'm having trouble getting started this morning. I think a second coffee is in order.

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you know I keep that mf thang on me (my driver's license and the keys to my car)

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THINK OF THE BEES THEY CAN'T FIND THEIR WAY HOME BECAUSE OF 5G

@11112011 that makes me sad. I like bees. I wish they could afford 5G phones with GPS. :(

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@masterofthetiger@theres.life We are on 2.x and had the problem or at least one similar to it. A user redirected and then couldnt access their account or unredirect.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com Hah! Yeah, it's like 14:30 here- but I only woke up at like noon.

IT's morning for me! :P

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com Good morning, Moonshine! :D

#ShitPoll- When is the best time to cry? 

When is the best time to cry?

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@Surasanji How do you feel about shit polls?

Now I need to figure out more . I had fun with the last one.

@masterofthetiger@theres.life Nice! Sounds like a full day.

@masterofthetiger@theres.life Work, primarily!

How about you, MOTT? How's it hanging?

@snail@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com Deal. Because quite frankly, my nails are a disaster.

@snail@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com Aw man, I want a manicure.

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @TheMadPirate yeah, knife and sandpaper.

@Lennart@spinster.xyz @snail@spinster.xyz @georgia@spinster.xyz I'll get my Canadian Crowbar.

*slides some tasty pancakes forward covered in delicious maple syrup*

Your move.

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