DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

@ridley when you look at me, my heart skips a beat (which is always, oh god, please help, this is such pain but such ecstasy, I need thousands of small bee-sized doctors with bee-sized defibrillators)

when I look at you, I see an ocean of jellyfish but the jellyfish are occuli

@Ophillous you make my eyes roll back into my everything

you all are a sight for sore eyes, and More eyes

the boosts from my followers make This Entity a powerful little fucker

@Ophillous I give you butterfly kisses with innumerable eyelashes

you give me bee kisses with all your bee fur

@ridley as sweet as honey, and as terrifying as bees

your many eyes fear, amaze, and bees

while a rose may have thorn, they also have bees

and although I use them to see, my eyes belong to bees

when I am alone, you help me feel bees

ashes to ashes, dust to bees

When the Cryptids Parliament files a writ of indictment, calling for my abdication as admin.

honestly, a hug would be very nice right now

The entire internet today. #mastodon #art #digitalart #mastoart #illustration #tumblr #femalepresentingnipples

hail Big Chungus

Today is the darkest day of the year! May your ears be full of shuffling that your eyes cannot place, and your heart full of dread

My hobbies include:

bees
pestilence
horny on main

cryptids
bees II, the sequel to bees
gamer
shitposting on mastodon dot com
hoarse voice
horse voice
smile emoji
bees 3: electric beegaloo
biological slime

I just released a new version of #Mastalab!
https://gitlab.com/tom79/mastalab/tags/1.50.0-beta-2
You can download the apks on https://framadrive.org/s/fBdZtqC3Wdt3D2e?path=%2F1.50.0-beta-2%2F

"El Escudo" bar restaurant in Fuenmayor, La rioja. Griddled artichokes, duck's liver and poached egg! Very good, tasty! Today gone out for eating extraordinariy things! Hehehe!

Riker: Skinner, his kitchen in flames
Picard:...
Riker: Martin, his geode unacknowledged!
Picard: (dismissive wave) David, after dentist.
Riker: Chipmunk, it's expression dramatic!
Picard: Christian Bale, his voice raised!
Riker: Fry, his eyes narrowed.
Picard: Shaka, when the walls fell.

I have been working on some a program I call LibreCheck for a little while now. LibreCheck is free (libre) and open source software for logging people in places like day cares and Sunday-school at churches. It will be flexible enough to be used for many different situations such as conferences as well. The fact that it is free software means that you may change the code to make it work the way you want it to.

Goals

LibreCheck’s main technical goals are reliability, simplicity, and flexibility. Other software is complicated in design, which often leads to many bugs and general instability. They also generally set to work in certain settings, and since they are often proprietary, are not easily extensible to work in different situations. LibreCheck also is meant to be simple to use for the end user. It will be easy to install, easy to start, and easy to run.

Technologies

Right now I am building it in JavaScript and PHP, but nothing is finalized yet for the final public version. I may completely rebuild it before I make a public version. It is being set up where is does not really matter how it is built now. I can replace the proverbial ax head and the handle separately or together, and the program will work the same way.

Team

I am mostly working on this first version on my own, but also with a friend who is not on Mastodon. @zath is learning basic programming currently, and likely will help in the future. He will build the first version of our website.
Roadmap

I plan to finish a basic functional alpha version by the end of 2018. A more complete beta version will be developed in the following months. After a stable and complete enough beta is ready, it will be tested in production for a while and improved before the public beta is released.

- Alpha: end of 2018
- Private beta: end of January 2019
- Public beta: March (?)

Also on diaspora*: https://diasp.org/posts/6d64d6d0e62101362867047d7b62795e

Honduran-born Jose Aguilar and his wife Lilian Mejía used their restaurant in Tijuana to feed thousands of displaced migrants. Mejía believes a warm meal brings these folks back a sense of humanity that the long, difficult journey had taken from them.
https://n.pr/2R6hQ6Z