DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

in the criminal justice system the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups. Paul Mall, who investigates crimes, and Blart Cop, who prosecutes them. These are their stories.

>:3

receiving messages from the universe

Oh hey, my 1000th toot! I better make it good. How about a poll? Since CBS loves making new spinoffs so much, why not a DS9 spinoff 20 years later in the same universe at "Picard"? What should it be about? (warning#1: thread of answers could have spoilers for DS9 if you haven't watched it all) (warning#2: these are purposely bad)

[ ] Jem'Hadar Les Miserables
[ ] Quark Swim in his Latnum
[ ] DS9 Mirror Universe (ugh)
[ ] No, I got a better one...

sneezing directly into the Pope's open mouth

Taiwan has become the first place in Asia to legalize same-sex marriage.
https://n.pr/2w6PTQu

@Surasanji Kirby commands fear and respect, in that order

he is an unknowable thing

buddy, they won't even let great clown pagliacci fuck it

the cis teen chapel? why don't you just call it spencer's gifts like everyone else

this is the only good superhero

[There Are Four Lights voice]
There Are! Two Wolves!!

🌴

never forget your tids when you are gathering your bits.

I’m here!

I’m sad!

I’m eating a sandwich!!!

Subway

🌱🌱🌱🌱🍄💐🌱💐🌱
🌱🌱🌱🍄🌷🌻 🌱🌱🌱
🌸🌲🌱🌹🌱🌳🌱🌲🌱
🌱🌷🌳🌱🌱🌱🌱☘🌱
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🌱🌱🌳🌱🌾🌱🌻 🌱🌱
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I look deeply into my wife’s eyes. A single tear rolls down my cheek. I whisper to her “it’s time.”

“It’s okay,” she whispers back. “I’m here, it’s okay.”

I turn to the waitress of the Mexican restaurant. “I’ll have the cheeseburger.” The waitresses eyes go black. The mariachi music stops. A margarita on the table behind me bursts into flames.