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i’m a good cowgirl. i say my ‘thank ya’s and ‘pardon’s.

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I like when your cat just purrs. Like, you’re not petting, not snuggling, they just sit by you and purr because they know you need it sometimes. :)

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@mari @8track
GONNA TAKE A LOT TO MAKE ME UNFOLLOW YOU
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A THOUSAND CLOUT OR MORE COULD EVER DO
I BLESS THE TOOTS DOWN IN MAAAAAAAASTODOOOOOOOOON

Bad Joke. 

My body is ready. Mister Sandman come upon me and help me sleep. (No homo.)

So, it was independence day here in Israel last night. Now I'm at work, and my eyes feel a touch dry and I could take a nap, and I've got that slight headache.

Happy birthday, Israel, I guess. Ow.. light needs to be less bright.

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Get your homeopathic vaccines today! The best essential oil money can buy.

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Protecting the right to record police officers is essential to local journalism and civilian oversight of police activity. eff.org/deeplinks/2019/05/eff-

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.
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American: oh my god I have so much debt from school, I dunno how I'll ever pa-
German: [texting]
American: are you even paying attention??
German: oh sorry -- I just have, no interest in student loans,,

Petition to change 'Toots' to UpDoots.

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it's not a "holier-than-thou" complex if I really am holier than thou. I'm literally a minor deity, my baseline holiness stat beats basically any mortal but the Pope.

My Brazilian coworker just brought in some toasted mate tea. It's pretty fantastic.

I've finished my daily sweep of advertising accounts, I've got a coffee. How are folks in today? :D

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