SATIRE
The president does not want to sit at the negotiation table with no cards.
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/zelenskyy-suggests-trump-give-florida?r=70k1h&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
The two 15 year olds who assaulted "Big Balls" are mentioned here
I am a Democrat who supports Ukraine in their battle against The Russian Z fascist invaders.
I am a 73 year old Covid hermit who
lives on 10 acres in a sparsely populated area of the Ozarks. I heat with wood that is leftover by the lumber industry. When cutting oak for lumber only the trunk is used.
The largest town is population 2992. The county is 13k people scattered over 713 square miles.