Trillenial @Trillenial@qoto.org

I honestly think Theresa May might be in the top 5 most stressed people in the world rn

My absentminded recruitment post on Hackernews lead me to get a job I think I'm going to love, effort is not always proportionate to outcome.

Oh you're into music?

What's your favourite note then buddy?🙄

The feedback I've always wanted

Bill gates straight up stole his identity from Zacchaeus in the Bible.

@Surasanji If they ever gain intellect I'm top of their hit list with all the abuse I've been giving them

Servlets, when will they learn.

Jeremy Clarkson being pro-EU is actually the most surprising thing I've heard this decade

The Ouroboros was way ahead of the ass eating curve

*Builds extremely complicated back-end system* - People: "Oh cool."

*Builds clock in JavaScript* - People: "Are you some kind of technical genius?"

Breaking news: man being scammed somehow thinks he's scamming the system

Parchment is just wholemeal paper

Hope I don't get drafted for the war on christmas

Hoping to figure out one day whether I actually liked Java or if it's just Stockholm syndrome

I know the NSA aren't listening to my communications because if they were I would have definitely been offered a sketch show by now

You ever just listen to Beethoven's music just to flex on him

Putting on these bad boys to finally see the world of noumena

Originally, friends was going to be filmed with the actual friends and not actors. This idea was unfortunately scrapped when Joey Tribbiani declined the role in favour of his role in days of our lives.

Fortunately they were able to find very convincing look-a likes. Here's Joey Tribbiani and Matt LeBlanc for example.

@spookcentral@cryptids.online I had to check his twitter because I thought this was photoshopped