Trillenial @Trillenial@qoto.org

Nothing is impossible is a nice expression but not really very true, after much deliberation I've come to a more genuine but less inspirational variant.

"Some things are probably possible"

The worst thing about being a native English speaker is team members offload variable/method naming to me, buddy don't ask me I can barely even speak.

If tragedy + time = comedy

then we can deduce that

comedy - time = tragedy

comedy - tragedy = time

Make me some time physicists I dare you

forgive me for the ancient meme but Yo dawg we heard you like JavaScript so I wrote a JavaScript Comparison Engine in JavaScript so you can compare your JavaScript with your JavaScript. jesse.greg-mitten.dev

A fly has been in my apartment all of today and yesterday, it's reactions speeds are unlike anything I have ever seen and I am entirely incapable of ridding myself of it. I have made my peace with my new roommate, all I ask is my oranges remain undefiled.

@Surasanji Me too brother

If you're extremely talented at least have the dignity to be really weird, it makes things feel a little more fair.

@ExistentialCrisis if you're gonna hit me with such a violent attack at least tell me why you disagree

Here's my conclusion on the chicken or the egg question, I'm sure many have come to it before.

There is an answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg and this is due to the problem of the question. We are using biological categories, as species evolve by generations of minute mutation, at some point something chicken-like but not quite considered a chicken gave birth to something slightly more chicken like than itself, this caused the child (the egg) to be classified as a chicken whereas it's parent was not. The first chicken came from an egg.

Interested to hear counter arguments.

I just had to watch a youtube tutorial to figure out how to use an oven and now I'm fucking anprim

"You're about to be evicted from Sapphire league", come to my house at midnight dumb owl and kickmy ass see if i care

Finally some good fucking news https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/news/2019/july/50-pound-banknote-character-announcement

How do I contact George Soros to get compensated for my political beliefs, I'm out here doing it for free.

When I say "I've optimised the system's server", what I really mean is "I lost the pem key because I'm a dumbass and spent 3 hours frantically trying to fix the damage".

I thought this was an onion article at first, I don't think whether the world's smartest chimp has died is much of an opinion piece.

npm won't even let me vent my frustration with it

I completed a usability review (about chess.com) for part of my Master's program a while ago and sent it off to Chess.com. The support thanked me and said she would pass it to the Chief technical advisor but then I didn't ever hear anything back.

I recently noticed this which is precisely one of my suggestions. Super nice to see they actually acted on this feedback.

How long does my duo-lingo streak need to be before I get Dutch citizenship?

@comphys He doesn't believe other planets are real, I know this sounds ridiculous but he only believes what is in the bible.

I just did a PowerPoint presentation about how the earth's curvature works to my flat earther father. I never thought I would say that.