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@PippiPunkstrumpf Den Weihnachtsmann zum vorlesen zwingen? Kommt man da nicht auf so ne Liste?

Wenn ihr mit einem Fahrrad/Roller/Motorrad/Auto/Bollerwagen/Kutsche (irgendwas mit Rädern halt) auf der Straße unterwegs seid und vor euch erscheint ein Hindernis. Ihr könnt oder wollt nicht warten, bis es von selbst verschwindet.

Was macht ihr?

Scheisse, der Strategiesaurus war verschwunden. Aber was ist mit dem Cocksaurus? Könnte Youtube Kacke nicht das perfekte Ergebnis sein?

@Lockdownyourlife Sounds like a strong email avoidance game. Add an automatic cheesecake to every meeting invite, and i'd say you should be the saint of everything corporate coming one's way.

@VeroniqueB99 Wonder how people like me will be received there... flat shoes are no prob, though. Couldn't walk in heels anyway.

@Lockdownyourlife Instructions unclear, cleaned my sunglasses and put them on, now everything went pretty dark.

I don't really like eating sweet things but when I went to Japan I found I was eating like little candy snacks from the 7-11 a lot and I was like I don't get it, it's like usually candy is too sweet for me but here I don't feel like that? And my wife is like yes it's because Japanese snacks literally have less sugar. And I'm like oh.

And now I'm back in Toronto and wanna like get some sweet snacks like my body got used to but every option is Too Sweet

@mcc Probably the most relatable reason to seize the means of production ever.

@daswarkeinhuhn Einfach auch mal außerhalb der Weihnachtszeit trinken... im Februar ist auch noch kalt draußen :-)

@mcc Saw this today and totally didn't realize the potential of that panel!

@mcc A display glitch made this read "ad gateway" until i scrolled further.

Which is worse?

@lucifargundam Similar to "every accusation is an admission", i would guess they are very scared to loose you.
Especially the point about being able to find things elsewhere, it does not seem like they think they can.

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