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@icedquinn Landline? Or is the pivot to voip a problem here? I heard asterisk is nice, but no idea if providers worldwide have compatible protocols/hardware...

@rootcompute As far as i understand, a lot of work is put into enabling that. Did you install windows, all available office programs (and their "quickstarters") and maybe a couple of bitcoin miners disguised as weather apps?

Lot of potential there. Maybe you could ask an LLM for some additional slowdown options?

@daswarkeinhuhn Haha Lenovo bleibt stabil, wie bekannt. Hatte gerade einen Laptop von denen in den Fingern, es war ein erlesener Genuss, das mitgelieferte Windows plattzumachen bevor es überhaupt booten konnte.

@atklauner Oh, ein Streikaufruf von höchster Stelle!

@OpenComputeDesign
You say "soulless", i say "marketing", but in a very consumer degrading way. It sounds like just saying the word is supposed to get me to think it was something i wanted, but it withholds what the actual content is...
@light

@rl_dane And you surely will not die alone, then.

@OpenComputeDesign I guess i'd focus on what the actual content is. Is it satirical, informative, entertaining...? Without that clarification, saying "content" is an invitation for me to stare blankly, waiting for the... dun dun duuuun content of the utterance.

"multimedia" always sounds like try-hard overselling it, it's usually just moving pictures and sound, so a video. Can't remember one instance where "multimedia" was used differently irl.
@light

@the_etrain We can't stop here, this is maga country.

@quaap I agree. Virgnia sounds a lot cooler.

@donni

@VeroniqueB99 Reminds me of that story (urban legend?) of the sexist guy that wanted his drinks prepared by the wife/gf of the guy he visited. She innocently asked some questions about what could be used to poison someone...

@PippiPunkstrumpf Das ist echt mal ne gute Lösung!

@PippiPunkstrumpf Da bist du sicher, würde ich nie sagen.

Schade, dass man den Boden nicht für die bösesten der bösen Kunden nehmen kann ;-)

@philipsbolin Having hope and following me, an interesting contradiction.

@the_etrain Nuclear lobster would be prime US, select a capital to evaporate!

@dobbie003 Say, what to you think about Sepultura - Rattamahatta?

@lucifargundam Btw, the boundaries part is especially good. Often overlooked how helpful that is for others, your boundaries enable others to not dance around but be themselves.