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@kalfatermann I shall embrace the "ai" craze of the company i work for and bring upon the apocalypse that cleanses the world of hostility - and life. Complicated friends, an end to suffering none the less.

@kalfatermann When someone hostile takes flight on a very suble motion and cannot explain what i did wrong, that is the most satisfying result of this game.

@kalfatermann I tried to be in character, but i don't have feathers, and i don't understand :-)

@kalfatermann But we don't pass them through generations, we live here and now... that's the trick the smoothskins don't understand.

@the_etrain I thought that was the default, just with short shitposts?

@MishaVanMollusq Got hooked on capitalism?

@the_etrain For most deliciously roasted feet:
> You’re not in danger from the spray—it’s just a bunch of droplets of water in the air. It’s the tub under your feet, and the puddle of water in contact with the plumbing, that’s the real threat.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/16/

I love xkcd

@light What is happening? Are rude persons dying or are you dying because people are entirely too rude?

@the_etrain So now you need to calculate how much time the dishwasher saves, but subtract how much time you need for that calculation...

@the_etrain I think you're installing it wrong. It goes in the kitchen. Except if you call the kitchen the ass, then i would be wrong.

@interfluidity Hey, i contain ethanol! I'm part of the club!

@xyla The real banger is how it shows the government cannot change course in this situation.

@Alice Needs some * text for people in toxic families or similar situations where leaving is not easy.

@light
Re-reading this the next day, it dawns on me how freakishly effective the distraction with fake questions is. It doesn't just get OCD to self-chastise for imagined problems, it also got light to see evil in inconsequential things.

"Noticing distractions from actual problems" seems to be the main skill necessary for improving any societal problem.

@OpenComputeDesign

@wortspielfettgesicht Innenministerium wäre ja ehrlich, also offensichtlich, dass es nicht gewählt wird.

@daswarkeinhuhn Und du kannst dir kaum vorstellen, wie stressig Banken werden, wenn man kein Smartphone will...

@OpenComputeDesign
That's why it is an accomplishment. If it were easy (like saying pleasant things about hypotheticals) it would not mean much.

@light

@OpenComputeDesign
I think the relevant part is "absolutely should not", where you deny yourself things that you suspect might harm others. Just like not punching people that annoy you, that's restraint. Who you like more is not important / preference.

@light