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@ruemaleficent Oh, i thought i was just doing a dig at my nationality (germans being called potatoes), but in another context it's a symbol for freedom. Nice.

@MargaXeyat @PippiPunkstrumpf Er kann eigentlich nur Schweizer meinen. Die warn soweit ruhig und freundlich bisher.

@LRRRonEarth You felt like you were flying after the hippie, you'll feel like you're an exploding rocket after this one...

@light I looked and it seems this person is just tooting one liners about being gay and such? I don't understand the commotion, were you personally adressed with something?

@daswarkeinhuhn Ein Schierlingsbecher ChatGPT, bitte!

@lyte Mh ich hatte von einer gehört, dass ihr Hund speziell blonde Frauen nicht mag.

@jeffcliff It seems so...? At least i can see you.

@the_etrain Etrain uses worship by digestion. It's super effective!

@the_etrain Looking at a "dashboard" sealed it.
You need to look at a luigi board instead.

@the_etrain We could stuff them full of coins? You know, like how empathy worshippers stuff themselves full of cake?

@xinicit No, no, i have alien wrenches. I'm saving them from fascists, you see?

@PippiPunkstrumpf Aber was ist denn falsch an meinem Bücherschutzumschlag "Wie man es schafft, Smartphonenutzer nicht zu erschlagen"?

(Scherz beiseite, ich hab tatsächlich nen Ebookreader, nur nicht von der Bösfirma)

@PippiPunkstrumpf Erinnert mich an
1. Verabredung mit Zeit und Ort
2. Der andere kommt nicht
3. Ich bin schuld, weil ich kein Handy hab

@PhoenixSerenity What you describe sounds a lot like projection. What they judge is not something that would affect them personally, i'd assume they feel like they take too much, or get too little, and then project it onto someone that (they assume) cannot fight back too much. What other reason could there be?

@ligniform Maybe, but this clearly needs more zip ties.

@LoganFive Become a coach yourself, a nap coach.
Instruct people to take a nap when the nap coach is not available. If it isn't working, it must be their fault because you'll be napping and being unavailable.

@the_etrain Who would argue there? They even sing about fucking animals in our time.

@interfluidity The improvement is 10% less stubbed toes. 9 more raptures and we're finally free of that!

@daswarkeinhuhn Vorsicht, der hat nie nen Führerschein gemacht!