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@daswarkeinhuhn Tja, Abwimmeltaktik oder CYA gegenüber ner Versicherung?

@greegreehoist It's one of those vicious things, i tell ya. Going around and around.

@the_etrain The pizza box grease stain astrology could be profitable. Expand to reading the grease stains on tshirts and you'll be rich!

@vriska @eris Those limbs are an affront to every weapons dealer involved. Reattaching them would shame them deeply.

@the_etrain Maybe you can get in through the charging port?

@wortspielfettgesicht Spitze!

Ich bin nur überrascht, wie wörtlich "Ein Buch auf den Markt hieven" ist.

@VeroniqueB99 I feel like this should be phrased in simpler english.

@jerry So beautiful, yet funny - the ocean is sticking out its tounge at us!
*mlem*

@vriska Society should be illegal.

@Hyolobrika What if i'm an irrational whimsy creature?

@interfluidity @andrewducker Ah nice, the roaring twenties, when satire is the real news.

@Hyolobrika We maybe should get around to that when someone starts developing it...

@Hyolobrika How could we know that? I know of neither, so there is no measure to take in reality.

@PippiPunkstrumpf Premiumcontent, meine Welt ist wieder ein bisschen schöner geworden :-)

@interfluidity Ah, an american beer ad, as a break from philosophy, economics and society structure?

@daswarkeinhuhn Ooooh double meaning, "it's unrealistic anyone is liable for anything anymore"

@Hyolobrika Well, except sorry to hear you're lonely.

@PippiPunkstrumpf Mega, wenn jetzt nur mal nicht das totschweigen der Springerpresse losgeht.

@m0xee @Hyolobrika I think your joke did well to highlight dangers of this likely intentional disenfranchisement.
Thought about saying something, but nothing else comes to mind.

@PippiPunkstrumpf *Filmt irgendwelche Skater*
*Kuckt Ergebnis an*
"Mist, wieder vergessen, dass man die wild gesammelten erst waschen muss."