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@ezmyrelda Oh damn, i hope that does not mean you were violated but something benign like explaining?

@paninid "Sorry, we're having trouble playing this video" Americans are weird ^^

@ezmyrelda Obviously, if not joking, as many as consent freely. But i was just referencing an old movie, someone stunned by an unexpected number of boobs was pretty funny.

@ezmyrelda Damn, did i loose you here? "mutant three-breasted prostitute" in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Recall_(1990_film)

@ezmyrelda Hey, you talked about boob jokes....
How many boobs is the best?
Probably three, but you totally won't recall.

@einfachnurRoland @daswarkeinhuhn Das ist auch was ich befürchte. Man bräuchte wohl ein Exoskelett für Till. Viel zu hohe Produktionskosten.

@ssharwood So they will couple and we will get Muskdough?

Well, do you want your rare or well done?

@ezmyrelda I look to big instances with an uneasy feeling.
The power of mastodon is to not be monetized. That's the one important thing that sets it as a useful tool to talk to people.
A big instance, so big it would collapse everything if it were removed... banking crisis? housing crisis? All the monopolies are just single points of failure. And what i heard of the big instance was not always good, no benevolent dictator there. I really hope this goes on without catastrophic failure.

@ezmyrelda It's pretty weird. Good things happen in small circles, but catastrophic things happen in the more general sense.

@ezmyrelda Yeah, i guess if mastodon.social sprouts those types and they aren't moderated we have other problems.

@ezmyrelda That's good, my offer stands if new ones pop up.

@ezmyrelda Generally, even if i have zero gender dysphoria, i'm internally debating to "gender non compliant" myself. The hardware is fine, but the gender roles... not my thing. Saw something about "just want to be seen as a human" in your feed, kinda vibed with that. Even if my experience is probably way easier.

@ezmyrelda I try to not fight, but if you have some haters, let me know. Easier to point out peoples failings if one is not the target.

Can't promise i will be online, or have anything good, but i'd enjoy being asked to help.

@ezmyrelda Wait, obviously you did not, so here goes: Just this picture, no description.

@ezmyrelda You did see the parent toot i replied to, right?

@sushubh Nice emoji use there

@ezmyrelda Understandable, i also lowered my combativeness. Mainly because i think i'll be happier by accepting humanity is a loss than fighting it.

Where i got it from is because i scrolled federated, you know procrastination because i can't settle on a movie for the night (1 am here, maybe i should just sleep ^^).

But in the end, i just can't resist posing a choice to obviously insecure people. In an RPG, i'd probably be the third door guard that always goofs around :-)

@AaronDavid And i thought it was Boris Johnson... do they come out of some factory or something?

@ezmyrelda Now that's just the epitome of calm! Instant like.