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What do you call a very fast escalator? 

@davep Now i wonder why we never heard of the base version with medium speed, the esca.

The sexiest thing a woman can do is emerge from a fissure in the ground and drag you screaming into the underworld.

@catsalad It's beautiful, but the picture is obviously manipulated. Look at that mirror in the background!

Anyone else a little suspicious of how each moment has another one following right behind it?

That can't be healthy behavior.

A large group of people is called a "fuck that".
A large group of people inside a small room is called a "are you shitting me?".

@molosovsky Das korrekte Werkzeug um so ein Piepsgedöns zu reparieren ist immer noch ein Hammer, behelfsweise eine Zange (Sicherung ziehen)...

@daswarkeinhuhn Kleiner Fehler: ich bin eine Followerente, nicht -ette.

Quak quak quak!

@jalefkowit If we boost the sub a lot, does it jump out of the water or does it just go faster?

@VeroniqueB99 Sounds like a plan. Everyone sign up, go on disability, drain those misappropriated funds right out of the corrupt system!
GL US people!

@OpenComputeDesign Ten years is a high aim there. Most legislative periods are four years, and people forgot who harmed them.

@cR0w Then priorities are followed, and the slowdown due to an OS doing stuff is actually something your employer/customer wants :-)

@cR0w In case you work from home, and assuming it was W10 before, i am guessing you already separated it from the rest of the network?

@interfluidity But do you also have the right to amend the sandwiches or do they need to stay as they are?

@interfluidity But do you also have the right to amend the sandwiches or do they need to stay as they are?

Ratet mal, wer gerade auf dem Bauernhof gegenüber 50 Quadratmeter Lagerfläche gemietet hat 

@daswarkeinhuhn *Computerspielberaterinnenstimme* Eine weise Entscheidung!

@rootcompute Of course it is upsetting, all that completely unnecessary suffering and waste of time.

There's a lot of victim blaming going on, so try to leave the blame with those that mandate the grind, not you as someone who surely does not push people to do meaningless work.

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