@LRRRonEarth How may i pervert you...
@kalfatermann S'ist doch nur ein pudelnärrisch Tier..
@kalfatermann Your heart does well. You half-wreck as i do, but the poetry is palpable and the will to persevere is manifest.
Halt er einen rechten Pfropf bereit, wenn er das große Loch nicht scheut!
@AppleFanboy How selfish, no opioids or pain killers for the little ones?
@the_etrain I like In Flames too!
@kalfatermann Not giving up is good, and from context i guess that you will be whole soon again, if you just get through this, right?
@LRRRonEarth Try some human horn, it works i swear!
@kalfatermann So, what's up with you? Treatment working, pain aside?
@kalfatermann I shall embrace the "ai" craze of the company i work for and bring upon the apocalypse that cleanses the world of hostility - and life. Complicated friends, an end to suffering none the less.
@kalfatermann When someone hostile takes flight on a very suble motion and cannot explain what i did wrong, that is the most satisfying result of this game.
@kalfatermann I tried to be in character, but i don't have feathers, and i don't understand :-)
@kalfatermann But we don't pass them through generations, we live here and now... that's the trick the smoothskins don't understand.
@the_etrain I thought that was the default, just with short shitposts?
@MishaVanMollusq Got hooked on capitalism?
@the_etrain For most deliciously roasted feet:
> You’re not in danger from the spray—it’s just a bunch of droplets of water in the air. It’s the tub under your feet, and the puddle of water in contact with the plumbing, that’s the real threat.
I love xkcd
@light What is happening? Are rude persons dying or are you dying because people are entirely too rude?
@the_etrain So now you need to calculate how much time the dishwasher saves, but subtract how much time you need for that calculation...
@the_etrain I think you're installing it wrong. It goes in the kitchen. Except if you call the kitchen the ass, then i would be wrong.
@interfluidity Hey, i contain ethanol! I'm part of the club!
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
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