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@james Currently struggling with online banking (the non-smartphone, non-TAN stuff does not work), i wonder if financial transactions are a notable divider. It would be interesting what the unreachable tier uses, aside from "tell my butler to do it".

Ofc, i assume that the LinkedIn guys are firmly in our tier, no matter what they say.

@PippiPunkstrumpf Oh ja, die Art Gespenst gibt es hier auch, mindestens zwei, zusammengezählt auch gleich viele Beine :-D

(eng tuesday = ger dienstag)

My german alarm clock: beep beep beep DIE
Me: ...not now. Coffe first, then work.

@hemko @mech Yeah, it makes it too easy for companies to make developers work on laggy environments. Without it, they'd have to dive into garbage bins to find old and unfit hardware!

@schnurrito @The_Picard_Maneuver The real kicker is that GNOME is the plural form in german. "I use GNOME" sounds to us like "I use multiple gnomes", as in little enslaved guys working inside the pc.

@AppleFangirl I just realized "assigned curly at birth" might be dangerous to abbreviate in some company. Hope you can do something you like with the curls :-)

Does anyone know a still functional online banking software that supports SECCOS cards?

Hibiscus doesn't even find my card reader :-/

@RickiTarr Watch for the results on the show "Imbecile Casting Entertainment"!

@ekis Eery similarity, the person saying that does not explain a realistic thought process either, just their fantasy of what they want to be true.

@ruemaleficent Ah yes, "get people to stop complaining for now" instead of "fix the problem". How likely would you rate it that this letter was written by a human with any contact to someone who might be able to fix this?

@mattsheffield Sounds interesting, do you have a link to a news story about this fleeing a lynch mob thing? Or is this referring to the pence or capitol thing?

REMEMBER HOW THEY BRING OUT THE GESTAPO PSYCHIC AT THE END OF STARSHIP TROOPERS TO FIGURE OUT IF THE BIG BRAIN BUG IS SCARED? I GET THE JOKE NOW.

@VeroniqueB99 And the jokes write themselves. Not my original idea, but the problem here was the hand already had a hole, so it could not protect from the bullet.

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