@DannyStaley Or maybe you can order an empty glass for him and tell him to "just let it run into this"
@the_etrain What about the crab people? They were on south park, so they must be real.
@PippiPunkstrumpf Tja, Viren und Bazillen kommen eben nicht mit gemeiner Rhetorik oder Dingen wo man mit Verzicht oder Mehrarbeit gegen ankommt. Kann mir schon vorstellen, dass das deiner Natur zuwiederläuft im Bett zu liegen und auf bessere Zeiten zu warten. Du schaffst das, nichts zu tun :-)
@PippiPunkstrumpf Oh weh, gute Besserung euch!
offener Brief der Frauen gegen März
Es wirkt so hilflos. Allein schon deshalb weil es die übergroße Zahl der Frauen und der Menschen überhaupt nicht erreicht (erreicht im Sinne von als Text zum lesen vor die Augen gelangt).
@OpenComputeDesign What did you try to mount a tire on, car, tractor, bull? And really a tire or a complete wheel?
@light 
What rights are you taking about and since when do you call ocd "big toe"? Did i miss something?  
@wortspielfettgesicht Scheint etwas an Info zu mangeln. "Nur das Informationsangebot nutzen" könnte heißen die Infos haben viel gebracht, oder die Bedingungen sind zu schlecht und die Leut gehn lieber wieder, oder vielleicht auch es wird eher abgeschreckt als unterstützt.
@mcc They talk about sharks, but no phantom of the opera reference? Inconceivable!
@Alice Maybe it's a misunderstanding and they mean it's shellfish to not want to have kids? It kind of sounds like old testament, important to check!
@OpenComputeDesign Aren't you mixing parts of your self here?
@livinghell So now the dong that was drawn on her suitcase is the sign of the lord?
@nixCraft Meh, always those half-assed measures.
I'd just put all the material assets into the hands of the people actually working, as a seperate company and replace the whole rest with an "ai".
The "ai" could look like this:  
#!/bin/bash  
echo "bezos looks like lex luthor"  
Very energy efficient, too!
@rootcompute Sorry, being attacked constantly makes me testy.
@rootcompute That actually makes sense. Capitalism triggers your vulnerabilities so hard, it's absurd. You put in work to make the trigger machine not harmful, but it is its only purpose. I feel connected, even if i chose the way of disconnect and accepted IT apocalypse as how it goes.
Will i even have a computer in 10 years? I would like to, but i would not share it with hitler if that would be the only way to have one.
We have a way to connect, but it is compromised. Would stabbing the fascists make the problem go away?
@OpenComputeDesign @light I guess the greatest achievement of capitalism is making people focus on on other things, so that what you describe is hard to understand.
Being ostracised should be the easiest thing to understand of all, but i guess capitalism made financial loss easier to understand?
@rootcompute Hm, i guess i am pretty good at scaring away the people i want to talk to.  
Afaik graphene os should be 90% of not havng a fascistaphone, just missing the "i do not carry a sim" part. I just never understood why one would want to be connected while under way.
@rootcompute I am embracing the end, but hey, i have put some mushrooms, saussage and a bun in the oven. Much more important!
Just remember that you don't have to do anything to prove you are human. Asking for proof is proof of fascism :-)
@VeroniqueB99 The institute of unfinished humans has concluded that there still are humans loose.
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