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Hey, genau wie das erste mal Elite Dangerous spielen. Schalte einfach auf manuell um, so als ob du vollkommen clean wärst :-D

DS9? Ja, definitiv DS9 vibes. Captain Lincoln F. Stern ist Gul Dukat.

Hmm, bei den Formulierungen will ich jetzt noch Leben des Brian kucken. Viel zu wenig Zeit im Kapitafaschismus. Meh!

Damn. I'm in the mood to watch Heavy Metal, but i'm too impatient to enjoy it.

Is this the "aging in reverse" the prophets of the modern age... oh wait, heavy metal. Ok good.

"Hungry for apples?", my fascitalism phone asks.
No thank you, i will instead listen to some human music.

In the office of time consumed:

Sorry for disturbing you, sir, i know you asked not to be disturbed, but there is an important matter.
I was trying to conform, but then i saw we were asked to be vigilant about this, uh, nation. It says here, and i quote, "in-sub-ordi-nation". Since we are asked not to cooperate with it, i wanted to make sure, you know, to do the right thing. So when i ..... uuuhm .... encounter people, as one does, very often, how do i know someone is not affiliated with the in-sub-ordi-nation? *drools*

At work, i said i would like to clean up and organize the documentation. Someone said "I'd love to run the documentation through an AI!"

To me, that felt like:
Me: I'm thinking about getting a puppy.
Them: *puts meat grinder on the table* I got you covered!

I see many shitposts about buttholes, but none are concerned with how "ai" logos look like buttholes. Is the world healing?

When you look at all the holodeck star trek episodes, for example on voyager, it becomes clear that these people adapt well to unusual environments and roles.

It's almost as if they were actors!

Capital is busy completing the construction of a no-escape two-tier economy and society. And LinkedIn thought leaders think they can get in on that upper tier if they are loud enough in their support of “disruptive change”

(eng tuesday = ger dienstag)

My german alarm clock: beep beep beep DIE
Me: ...not now. Coffe first, then work.

Does anyone know a still functional online banking software that supports SECCOS cards?

Hibiscus doesn't even find my card reader :-/

REMEMBER HOW THEY BRING OUT THE GESTAPO PSYCHIC AT THE END OF STARSHIP TROOPERS TO FIGURE OUT IF THE BIG BRAIN BUG IS SCARED? I GET THE JOKE NOW.

Sleep well everyone, even if you don't want to sleep now.

Sleeping is not enforced. Prepare to fall down and snore.

A problem differentiating between me and others? Never heard of it.

If i like Manowar's "violence and bloodshed", even ironically, does that say something about me or does it say something about society?

Are you ready?
People who just want to kill!

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