@JonKramer My grandpa loved to tell the story from when he was a teenager of looping a strand of coil wire from the Model T around the seat in the outhouse and dropping the field when his uncle was in on the pot. The story always ended with "Tt was the first good [bowel movement] that cantankerous old [man] had got in years."
@antares I think torturing the cussed is a perfectly acceptable activity. I got innocent teachers plugging in movie projectors, janitors plugging in vacuums, and any poor random undeserving souls I could target. For about a month, the school was plagued with this. I was horrid. I don't know why I suddenly remembered this, but I did this.