Someone on ecks dot com said Joanna Dark's redesign has Buzz Lightyear chin and now I can't unsee it.


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@dielan some years back i just decided that these modern remakes and continuations of everything just don't exist for me. e.g. there is PD on N64 and that's it.

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Have you seen Blade (1998)? I was talking about watching it with sis and when I looked it up, it showed up that apparently they are planning another one for 2025... How disgusting :0010:
@McMongoose Blade is the best superhero movie ever made. Its foolish Marvel to think they could ever do better

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I hate darkies but that movie has a space in my heart, it's like Neil Breen tier bad :0160:
@mrsaturday @McMongoose @bonifartius @dielan The director of the Batgirl movie didn't know why Michael Keaton was going to guest star in his movie (his movie was so shitty that Warner Brothers canned the entire thing and wrote it off their taxes instead of releasing it.)
@sun @McMongoose @bonifartius @dielan @mrsaturday oh wait no he is, I misread that article back then! Interesting

a different dude is out and I don't know why anyone cares
@feld @McMongoose @bonifartius @dielan @mrsaturday I think they soft-fired the kang dude they mentioned in the related articles bc bad sex stuff kept coming out about him
@feld @McMongoose @bonifartius @dielan @mrsaturday thankfully things are getting better about holding stars accountable for bad behavior
@sun @feld @McMongoose @bonifartius @dielan They'll let this slide but Aziz Ansari can't have a bad date without being called a predator
@mrsaturday @McMongoose @bonifartius @dielan @feld I legit bad for Aziz, you can tell he's just a nerd, and what's worse, a brown nerd, even less valued by women. So he gets to be a punching bag for some awful person who wanted to make sure he knew how low his sexual value was
@feld @sun @McMongoose @bonifartius @dielan @mrsaturday i didn't realize the cervix was connected to the ear canal like that

lmfao
@leyonhjelm @McMongoose @feld @bonifartius @dielan I'd say he's old, but it looks like it could happen.
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It'd be really hard to find an actor with the martial arts skill he has. Cowboy Bebop had that problem, which is why Spike's actor was 50 and trying and failing to hide behind a mountain of makeup.
@mrsaturday @McMongoose @bonifartius idk if Mahershala Ali knows martial arts or not but he could pull off the look at least

If it were up to me, and I couldn't recast Snipes as Blade, I would cast Michael Jai White tbh
@dielan @McMongoose @bonifartius I had the same thought, but I guess he's only four years younger than Snipes

@McMongoose @dielan i know it but i haven't seen that one in a long while :) i think it was one of the first ripped movies i got, on video cd or something. should watch that one again!

@bonifartius its copium but we really only saw her briefly in the trailer at a very unflattering angle from the shoulders up. The thumbnail makes her chin look more narrow so I'm wondering if they did this on purpose to get more people to talk bout the game online. Once we have more footage we'll know for sure if thats the case or they double down on making her ugly

@dielan every modern remake i gave a chance was a severe disappointment. i can't put my finger on it, but something is missing.

@McMongoose @dielan something along the lines of that yes. for example, the games with classic nintendo characters i played on the switch all were well made, but "something" is missing.

i also dislike that every game has some online functionality riveted on top even if it doesn't add any value.

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Well modernity is all about tittering on the edge of honesty, you can never truly say or do what you think without fear of getting cancelled or jailed, all artistic expression must be careful not to offend American (jewish) sensibilities.

Perhaps that's the lack of "soul" one may feel in games and what not, specially now that in order to succeed you must subject yourself to the infernal culture machine of the internet. You can't truly be left alone if you want to succeed. Even small irrelevant indie games are subject to harassment even though nobody has really heard about them much less care.
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@McMongoose most of the games in this category are made by megacorps with bloated teams that need to make record sales just to break even. They'll fail with time and lay everybody off, we see it a lot already.

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@Pawlicker its not exactly a fast process, and the first people cut are devs not execs

At some point they will fail the rest of the way. They aren't making money
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@dielan @McMongoose @bonifartius they might not be making money on original IP but they make money on remakes with modern propaganda in them :D
@Pawlicker didnt callisto protocol initially outsell the dead space remake anyway?

We'll see more remakes for sure but at some point I think people will stop buying them. Even TLOU shills are sick of it and those people are sheep lol
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@McMongoose @bonifartius @dielan in other words society is trooned the fuck out and you gotta account for that and that men in dresses will try to ruin your life
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