+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@qoto.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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too much feel on the timeline today and not enough funny
i'm leaving
i'm leaving
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also they keep generating more happy lains (from a timeline where her mom didn’t drink solely diet coke throughout the pregnancy, saving her from autism)
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wow, these moon photos from the new Samsung phone are incredible
🌿 
:ignucius:
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tja, lauterbach zerlegt in minuten das narrativ der letzten jahre.
"mens sana in corpore sano".. da ist bei geimpften wohl nix mehr mit. viel spaß bei der angst.
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Clyde Tombaugh's discovery of Pluto was announced #OTD in 1930. Here it is dashing across his photographic plates, alongside an image taken just after closest approach by NASA's New Horizons probe in July 2015.
Images: Lowell Observatory/National Geographic (July 1939); NASA/JHUAPL/SwRI
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A moment after your child is born, doctors offer you a **one-time pill** for your newborn that would greatly increase the probability that they join the **social and economic elite** (high-rank politician, big company executive, top sportsperson, very rich person, popular intellectual, etc). Only side effect: the pill would also greatly increase the probability that they end up at the **bottom of the social ladder** (criminal, incarcerated, homeless, addicted, suicidal, murdered, etc). Assume the pill is known to be safe and effective.
_Would you give that pill to your child?_
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The distros mailing seems to no longer want to receive #curl security pre-notifications because of formalities they dislike in the curl security process. So I will stop sending them there. Less work for me. Less information for them.
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@TURBORETARD9000 >WHAT IF GOD IS THE CURRENT TECHNOLOGICAL THING
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Have you ever pretended to be less intelligent than you are in order to fit in socially?
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Banning plastic shopping bags was an excellent idea. Now instead of getting half a gram of plastic every time I go to the shops that gets thrown out when I get home, I have to buy 200 grams of “re-useable” plastic every time I go to the shops that gets thrown out after sitting in a pile in the laundry for a year first.
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This is your periodic reminder that 10 years ago an audiophile forum started debating which versions of memcpy had the highest sound quality.
And that C++ new sounds better than malloc.
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YT-DLP FTW
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
