Ok, so I noticed the instance I actually want to be a part of is sorta allowing new members but if I'm going to make that happen, I'm going to have to engage and add value and demonstrate that I am a good nerd who can bring wisdom and interesting growth to those around me. Here goes:

Hi! I'm Meredith and I'm single-handedly responsible for major telcos all over the world running hardware deployment big data "apps" that are in fact static html pages and I'm not sorry.