@hasmis probably because it's not annoying enough for them. I wouldn't care that much if a seagull nicked my apple, but I'm mad as heck when they steal my pasty/chips/lobster roll 😂

Standing next to mum watching a squirrel on the deck eating an apple I put out yesterday.

Mum: "do they eat apples?"

Me: "well, yeah...I mean, he's literally eating it right now"

Mum: "well, I wasn't sure they did"

Me: "Mum, they eat McDonald's fries what makes you think they wouldn't eat an apple" 😂

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Another nail in my twitter coffin. My account has been locked for selling counterfeit goods... for a tweet mentioning no goods, linking a tweet mentioning no goods (from an "official" account no less)

@trinsec I know, right? 😂 7 is a wonderful age.
He's got such great responses to things. The other day i asked him: "what's the first thing you would do if you woke up in the morning and you were suddenly a grown up?"
His reply? "I'd go to the doctor because it can't be normal to sleep THAT long!"

😂😅😂

I expected "eat chocolate rocks for breakfast" or "drive your car" or something. More fool me 😅

@trinsec he did. Actually he seemed to think that made much more sense than if Santa could actually see you - because if he can see you why can't you see him? Lol.

Funny conversation with the kiddo:

Me: "Finn, can you get your pajamas on before you start playing that game?"
Finn: *gets up and gets pj's on*
Me: "That was very good. You didn't complain or argue you just did it. I think Santa was watching that"
Finn: "He waa watching me just now? When I waa naked 😳?!?"

😂🤣💅

Me: "well when I say he was *watching* it's more like he gets a *sense* or a feeling when someone does something good."

Me: *phew* I think I dodged that 😅😂

@krisSacrebleu yes!! That's why I deleted my account, too, the day after Elon did this (waited 24h only to give my friends a heads up that I was moving to Mastodon). Even though, as my husband said "Trump probably won't return" - NOT the point. He opened the door.

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I love you Jack White.

“trying to help a fascist have a platform so you can eventually get your tax breaks. I'm a believer in free speech but wouldn’t let the KKK hold a rally at our record label’s performance stage.”

Jack White kills Twitter acct over Elon Musk welcoming back trump, other conspiracy theorists and white supremacists.

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Women are spending more time in the metaverse than men & are more likely to spearhead metaverse initiatives. Yet funding & CEO roles go disproportionately to men. In orgs shaping metaverse standards, 90% of leadership roles are held by men.
mckinsey.com/featured-insights

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Am I the only person who thought this was a caterpillar at 1st glance?

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As a blind guy, I'm really liking these alt text for images. Keep em going! #Accessibility is da bomb!

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Just putting this out there to support #BlackMastodon since #BlackTwitter needs a new home... ✊🏾

@kasey @Kurzgesagt@quey.org @kurzgesagt yeah I'm hoping they come back, if either one is....seeing as "the other place" is such a disaster.

Guys, @kurzgesagt is on here! I love and my son does too. He begs to watch a video at bedtime. Some of the best out there. And....I love that duck 🦆😁

Damn...someone just drove a car into the right near my house. Multiple injuries. I was just at yesterday - it's a small store and it's so busy at this time of year. Really not good. Hoping that there are no fatalities. This is very shocking.

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