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The USA needs to get its act together. There are actual solutions to actual problems, and the most visible parts of our government are taking turns trying to hit the other parts of the government with pool noodles.

Kenny Rogers died on Mr. Rogers' birthday. Conspiracy?!?

Hitler was only in power for 25 of his hoped-for 1,000 years. It took no small effort to remove him, though.

Technical terms that sound like band names:

The Golgi Bodies
Reticulata
Excited Electronic States
Limit Value (or Value Limit)
Meridional

Your turn!

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Today is the dawn of a new age of innovation in the Empire; today is the March of Ideas!"
*aide whispers in Caesar's ear*
"Excuse me, I misspoke. Today is the Ides of March! *pause* Oh... oh dear."
*gets stabbed*

"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!/ Then you shall have no pie."

@freemo @scottsantens

I'm very curious to see how the various experiments with UBI turn out. What about the Alaska oil revenue per capita distribution? Has this led to the issues you're concerned about?

I'm very thankful for safe, clean running water.

Maybe instead of running our government like a business, we should try having a government that actually governs.

Don't forget to wring your hands about the value of Daylight Savings Time this weekend!

Ah, the changing of the seasons: winter to spring, cold & flu to allergy.

What if there are so many people trying to get into the US because they perceive the places they came from as worse?

I'm better at board games than video games.

Happy Leap Day! It feels like we haven’t celebrated one of these in /years/.

Things my brain wants to think about at 3 AM:
-where that bus in my dream was going
-the nature of work and identity
-balancing the federal budget

These are not useful thoughts at 3 AM.

Does relativity solve the old earth/young earth creationism problem? If the speed of the passage of time for an observer in an acceleration field, both "created in 6 days" and "created in 14 billion years" could be correct.

Remember, you're one in eight billion!

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