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There needs to be a reality show like wife swap, but instead, a poor family
switched places with a rich family for at least two weeks.
-anotherusername79, Aug 2015
99% of being an adult is basically just not being mean to people you don't
like any more.
-TommehBoi, Sep 2015

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mastodon.social has once again caught up with real-time. I haven't received the new machine for the database yet (seems like the technical issues unfortunately overlapped with some bank holidays; hopefully tomorrow) but I managed to find a way to optimize some code that seems to have helped. Thank you for being patient, and again, I'm really sorry you couldn't experience Mastodon at its best the past few days on here.

Birthday card from Nanny Ogg

With

““Nanny Ogg was sitting in a chair by the fire with a quart mug in one hand and was conducting the reprise with a cigar. She grinned when she saw Granny’s face.

“What ho, my old boiler,” she screeched above the din. “See you turned up, then. Have a drink. Have two. Wotcher, Magrat. Pull up a chair and call the cat a bastard.””

Inside it :blobjoy:

QT: beta.birdsite.live/users/littl
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„International trade with Russia boomed this year, even as countries imposed sanctions after the Ukraine invasion. As restrictions take effect, Moscow’s alliances have been shifting.”

nytimes.com/interactive/2022/1

QT: beta.birdsite.live/users/elonm
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You will also get:
- Priority in replies, mentions & search, which is essential to defeat spam/scam
- Ability to post long video & audio
- Half as many ads

Endlich die Seite gefunden wo man Mastodon gGmbH unterstützen kann. Tarife sind 1,50€, 11€ und 21,50€ jeweils pro Monat. joinmastodon.org/de/sponsors

@immersender @bjoernkrey Mehr in #hashtag zu denken und weniger in #timeline finde ich ganz schön anspruchsvoll. Man kann dann ja weniger durch die Timeline scrollen und einfach mal schauen, was die Leute gerade so bewegt. Stattdessen muss man hashtags absurfen - und damit vorher wissen, zu welchen Themen man was lesen will.

#Fedilab 3.5.3 has been published in beta.

What's new:

- Edit messages (if your instance supports that feature)
- Some fixes

Astronomie und Astrologie wird anders als Ökonomie und Ökologie.

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