1-600-DOCTORB @dumdumjobes@qoto.org

@Catvalente there's a reason I saved this image immediately. (:

I definitely need this Obvious Plant fake SNES game to be a real thing I can play. Please?

The conversation I have with myself every day when I log onto on this website

Social media CEO should be something you go to jail for.

Tech enthusiasts: I have two Amazon Echos in every room!

Computer science experts: Next to my wireless router, I keep a loaded SIG-Sauer P229 in case the lights blink funny

The unholy trinity of #JavaScript

Imagine how corrupt you have to be as a Republican Attorney General to get impeached by a Republican legislature in TEXAS

I think about this profound truth all the time

My plea to brands planning on doing LGBTQ Pride-marketing: make your decisions now, not when the right has a (predictable) freak out. https://www.readtpa.com/p/brands-need-to-make-decisions-about

Just going to assume these are related

Playing Jedi Survivor, and this is how I feel about Twitter these days, tbh

1. TODAY a watchdog group has requested a state and federal CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION of Tennessee House Speaker @CSexton25@twitter.com

The request, which draws extensively on Popular Information's reporting, centers on whether Sexton sought and received excessive per diem expenses.

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I assume the doors all auto-locked when the rocket exploded.