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7 minutes of terror! 

Before this whole, landing on Mars thing, it was using a condom for the first time. ๐Ÿš€ ๐ŸŽˆ ๐Ÿ†

The Great Culling of Colorado City, Texas. By Tim Boyd. ๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿคณ

Too bad everyone couldn't be like #rushlimbaugh ... 

And died of today.
:blobcatdead: ๐Ÿšฎ :blobcatmeltthumbsup:

It appears has joined in the battle to destroy the baby munching from thier secret location at ! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ โ›ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ :blobcatpizza:

When you finally get your micro-chipped vaccine, ask for the version so you can your GPS tracking to a random . :android: ๐Ÿ’‰ :mickeymousehead:

When you have a valid account, yet you go on to communicate. What a ! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ… :ablobonfire:

The needs of the outweigh the needs of the . ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ… ๐ŸŸ

After they solve this so called issue, they can make the races indoors to resolve that issue! ๐ŸŽ๏ธ ๐Ÿฐ

The has been renewed for another 8 seasons! Make that long-term investment in , it's going to the ! ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿš€
:blobcatpopcornsweats:

Being for 5 years, is confounded when she discovers her old boss enjoys grabbing female . โœ‹ :blobcateyes: :blobcatsurprised:

Apparently that defense lawyer this morning was . ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿš๏ธ :ablobpopcorn:

Time to get to take ๐Ÿฟ to the ! New season of the is starting! :blobcatpopcornsweats:

Kansas City needs to send in for a ! ๐ŸŽŒ

Atheism; cat prayers > /dev/null; export Blessings=0 :blobcatscience:

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