I once again failed to receive my for acting naturally! 🎭 πŸ†

@turboignasi@mastodont.cat @freemo @Science It was a until someone threw some at it! :blobcatdevil:

I just found out that Yo-Yo Ma has a named Yo-Ma. 🎻

tinfoil covid shitpost 

@bonifartius Pretty sure all the were all ready working full time making and swag. But those interment camps need to keep busy, do you may have a point.

@freemo When you can snatch the adderall from my hand it is time for you to leave,

When you spend all week preparing for riots only to discover that has stepped in and ruined everything! Again! What am I supposed to do with all these buckets of and gallons of sugary soda? :ablobpopcorn: πŸš€

(Soft knocks at the door)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's me, MetaDataDave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's me, MetaDataDave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CONGress: Who?
META: It's, MetaDataDave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's, MetaDataDave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave, man. Open up.
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here.
META: No, man, I'm MetaDataDave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
META: Hey, c'mon, man.

CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's MetaDataDave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave, man. Open up.
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave.
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here.
META: What the hell? No, man, I am MetaDataDave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
META: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
CONGress: Who is it?
META: Oh, what the hell is it... c'mon. Open up the door! It's MetaDataDave!
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave! META-DATA-D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave!
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Right, man. MetaDataDave. Now will you open up the door?
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here

He touched us all!
Sounds great on a , not so great for a sitting NY state βœ‹ :blobcatpopcornsweats:

@judgedread Indeed, but also not mutually exclusive. Tard is universal.

@sofia The world grew more dark, when the phrase, penny for your farts, was rebranded. Sad day in

@frankiezafe Makes one wonder what the ML means in html.

Amending my previous statement.

I as a labelx.

@tony__heller You survived a 30 person , with left-wing Democrats no less. That's a in itself! :blobpray:

@Dawnz
The best mad dogs flip a good burger.

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