The #sag part is, #homealone3 just won't be the same. 🏡 🏧
FYI PBS has 3 episodes of Beyond the Elements available. A week or two ahead of the TeeVee schedule.
All those #restaurant employees are being #brainwashed! Next time you order food from your #waiter remind the cooks to #notwashtheirhands for sake of humanity! DO YOUR PART! 👩🍳 ☠️
(#robinwilliams voice) Good Morning Vietnam! And other #coup adjacent countries! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
During a #cancelculture segment, Newsmax cancels #newsmax
#nottheonion 🗞️
I was considering getting a #Valentines #mypillow for that special someone. But I can't find them on Twitter!
Dead Dolphins certainly should resign! Next thing you know, they are voting for #democrats! 🤯
Rate the most horrific presidential failure!
#fail
It appears someone wasn't saved by the #bell! #inmemoriam
Oh Nooo! There go my #shorts in salt! 🕴️ 🚀 📈
Note to self: Don't talk to #millennials about the existence of the #internet before the #iphone existed. #generationgap 🧓
Seems #myanmar knows how to run a country, unlike other we know! 🤔
Puts a new twist on "dancing with myself" 🎸 🎼
New #sharknado movie announced! Sharks with Space Lasers on their heads! 🦈 🚀 🌲
Just imagine how much #cooler I would be now, If I had gotten that #tattoo of #defleppard in the 80s, instead of just wearing this Def Leppard shirt every day for forty years. #lifelongmistakes 🐆
Warning, portions of this list may #trigger some sections of society.
Huh, "persistent use of harsh tactics" ... Something never seen before. ➰ 🏒
I just might be serious! (don't eat the onion)
#AvidIndoorsman
Looking for a Princess, my pet dragon is famished!