Claim #pelosi doesn't have a brain. Winning legal #defense! #solvingproblems
QT: https://twitiverse.com/objects/e15abae4-fc3d-4c81-bad4-689eb4184463
That #inmemoriam list
is getting pretty thick
Apparently someone didn't get their 1.3B #perdiem. 💰 💼
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We really need to get #reddit back into the #tulip industry! To the #moon! 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania
Some of the gutbiome gutiverse theorologists believe they live in an expanding #bubblegut. The amount of beer or cerveza(as the cool kids call it), roaring through the system, is a tell tale sign that the Gutiverse is expanding at an incredible rate!
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Now is Never the Time! ⏳ #CantWeAllJustGetAlong
Perhaps they should have tried #shorting #hydroxychloroquine instead. 🏦 📉
QT: https://mstdn.foxfam.club/@DailyCaller/105633211837899184
The Oscars/Emmys in memoriam this year are going to need a standalone event.
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Dear, Unlucky Numbers Regulations Committee. Is 13 unlucky in base ten only, or are 1101 and D and other bases also unlucky?
Best regards, Your friend, #Triskaidekaphobe
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The Great #Pillow Muffling! 🌋
Yet another case for, "Help! I'm being harassed on social media" #hotline! Think of the children!
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Apparently an #infinity amount of monkeys typing to produce great works of literature is fine by those #liberals. But force a few #monkeys to pick coconuts makes #capitalism the bad guy! #doublestandards!
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Another sign of the Great Coming of the Infernal #Apocalypse! The Great #Pillow Muffling! 🌋
First atomic clock wristwatch (2003)
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25908571
#hackernews #tech
I just might be serious! (don't eat the onion)
#AvidIndoorsman
Looking for a Princess, my pet dragon is famished!