Sarcastic Penguin @extrn@qoto.org

Когда я, в числе трёхсот экспертов-спартанцев, перемалывал орды леопардов ксеркса при фермопилах, выжить даже и не надеялся. так и случилось. Я погиб, но в живых остались 28 панфиловцев, алексей гагарин и ольга космодемьянская. Они-то и победили. Потому что были православными и какали по утрам исключительно в специальный чемоданчик. Как путин. 100 леопардов = 200 000 чмобиков. Неплохая арифметика, по-моему! C нетерпением ждем информацию сколько нужно на Челленджеры и Абрамсы? Инструкции по леопардам не нашел, но есть по абрамсам... Мало ли, вдруг кому пригодится. Хотя возможно ыксперд просто не совсем понял. Может он решил, что подвезут живых леопардов?

Ukrainian hackers hacked into the AliExpress account of Russian army volunteer Mikhail Lucin and redirected $25,000 worth of drones he had ordered to Chinese silicone rods instead. The Cyber Resistance team was unable to transfer the funds to the Armed Forces of Ukraine, so they chose sex toys of the same value for Lucin instead. They linked his volunteer card to the AliExpress account, giving them access to the account. As a result, Lucin will now receive a unique collection of sex toys instead of the drones he had ordered. The hackers have already sent some of the goods, so Lucin will not be able to cancel the order. This is not the first time the Cyber Resistance team has helped the Ukrainian military, as they previously assisted the wife of a Russian colonel to transfer data on officers of an aviation regiment from the Krasnodar Territory to the Ukrainian military.

С концовки в голосину

Here to report a pro-Z blogger - one
Vladlen Tatarski has got zipped, he is nil, no more, null and void, broken beyond repair, and all of the above permanently.

The excitement today is in St Petersburg

What a fascinating evening! There was a blast at a cafe in St. Petersburg, where a performance by the fair-haired military leader Vladlen Tatarsky was happening.

There is hope that the career of the military commander Vladlen Tatar, who was present at the cafe in St. Petersburg, Russia when the explosion occurred, will come to an end in the near future.

❗️Tatarsky the Racist is dead, according to Rosmedia.

According to initial reports, a statue given to the propagandist exploded on stage, resulting in one death and six injuries. Russian media outlets have reported the incident.

The main word today is justice, for our state and our people who suffered losses due to russian aggression – address of President of #Ukraine 31/03/23

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Ukrainians will endure this war. We will free our land and all our people from russian captivity. And there will be a day when the world will hear that justice has been restored for Ukraine

There will be a new Nuremberg – against the ruscists

Full address🔗https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/golovne-slovo-sogodni-spravedlivist-dlya-nashoyi-derzhavi-ta-82001

#SlavaUkraine #StandWithUkraine
#RussiaIsATerroristState

"A group of academics [] has disclosed a fundamental design flaw in the IEEE 802.11 Wi-Fi protocol standard, impacting a wide range of devices running Linux, FreeBSD, Android, and iOS.
Successful exploitation of the shortcoming could be abused to hijack TCP connections or intercept client and web traffic...
The approach exploits power-save mechanisms in endpoint devices to trick access points into leaking data frames in plaintext, or encrypt them using an all-zero key."
https://thehackernews.com/2023/03/new-wi-fi-protocol-security-flaw.html

Конечно, разумеется, а вот проигрыш предоставит немалые преимущества! 😂

Putin: How will I be after the war?
Rasputin looks into crystal ball and goes: I see you riding a nice car across Russia, huge crowds cheering in streets, people are holding flowers and being extremely happy.
P gets totally eccstatic and booms:
But am I smiling?
R: cant see it from here, the lid of the coffin is closed.

A nice foldable single-actuator monocopter inspired by nature.
Awesomeness.

Who called it Ursa Minor instead of Bear Minimum?

Комиссия ООН перечислила военные преступления России на Украине

Российские власти совершили множество военных преступлений, преступлений против человечности и нарушений международного гуманитарного права в ходе полномасштабного вторжения на Украину. Об этом говорится в докладе Независимой международной комиссии по расследованию нарушений на Украине, созданной под эгидой Совета ООН по правам человека. Публикацию доклада приурочили к годовщине российского удара по драмтеатру в Мариуполе.

https://meduza.io/news/2023/03/16/komissiya-oon-perechislila-voennye-prestupleniya-rossii-v-ukraine

Watcha doin, FSB hq in Rostov?

"Banks fail. When they do, those who stand to lose scream for a state rescue. If the threatened costs are big enough, they will succeed. This is how, crisis by crisis, we have created a banking sector that is in theory private, but in practice a ward of the state."

https://www.ft.com/content/09bfbb8d-22f5-4c70-9d85-2df7ed5c516e

Nasdaq Tells Yandex, Other Russian Firms of Plan To Delist Stocks

https://slashdot.org/story/23/03/15/235227/nasdaq-tells-yandex-other-russian-firms-of-plan-to-delist-stocks?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

#business