Rach Smith @favus@qoto.org

I had a pie for tea last night, want to see it? course you do

@ambers You suck! and you smell! I hate you!! get off Mastodon!!!!!

First two blocks on Mastodon! I am really moving in now...

Hurrah! @SirMichael is here, and that is a good thing..

they're not wrong..
QT: https://nondeterministic.computer/@mjg59/109330301423792859

Hello Mastodon! it's Saturday! you know what that means... #Caturday #catsofmastodon, here are Ember (L) and Rogue (R) my furry babies! I breast feed them (not really) - people calling their pets babies is weird, don't do that..

Also don't anthropomorphise animals, they hate that...

Trying to decide what to drink tonight I think I need to get shit faced

My cat threw a Monge tout in my wife's face last night...

@MARKFIXESSTUFF I found you! The long hair retro fireman is here!! with all his innuendos!

Mastadon kinda reminds me of the BBS days/ internet before windows and everyone got on it.. just a load of nerds being nerdy, I am totally here for it..

Installed the app on my phone looks like I might mothball my twitter account

I am now following! welcome to the toot zone @neilhimself

Can someone explain in one toot how Mastodon works? also where are my friends??

thanks!

I found you! I think, how do I know it's the real you though? @Herring1967

I also have 2 cats... which are great, Ember (L) and Rogue (R) - Rogue is my best cat.. late #caturday