Lobster is just a simple lobster with nuclear strike capabilities. There is nothing to fear, for Lobster is benevolent.
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@meeper

I trust all lobsters more than I do all humans... all lobsters want to do is clip-clap and chill under some rocks, maybe eat the occasional shrimp

@surasanji

@freemo @meeper Lobster also want to save humans by destroying crabs. Crabs are bad.

@surasanji

More than happy to boil up some crabs and eat them to help you along in your journey :)

@meeper

@freemo @meeper This is good plan. Lobster support eating of crabs.
@freemo @surasanji And then we have crabs, the way they walk sideways, them being called cancer and all is suspicious as hell
@meeper @freemo Yes. Crab is very suspicious. Cannot be trusted.
@meeper @mur2501 @freemo THIS SHOW CRAB WILL TRY TO STEAL HUMAN POTS AND PANS! THEY WILL DESTROY CIVILIZATION THROUGH THEFT OF COOKING STUFF!
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