@freemo @dogs With cats, you do not have this problem.
Because they are busy climbing up onto the table instead.


Truth, I'm pretty sure cats are just evolved from seagulls to be cuter so they can get away with stealing your food :)


@freemo @dogs Seagulls are already plenty cute >:| They're welcome to my food as long as they take it directly from me, so I can pat them.

@freemo @dogs
Imagine the illusion of balancing a wine glass on the doggies head! Or tricking it into licking the underside of the table!! Talk about a meal and entertainment!!

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