who are they to want things like "money" for "working"
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@icedquinn Wait, millennial are willing to actually work for their money now? Wow they are maturing!
@icedquinn They had to come out, they couldnt get any welfare checks while they were still in the womb.
I will tell you this very second, if a dog ever winds up on the ballot for the presidential election he is going to win it by a landslide.
Human candidate: I will raise everyones taxes by 50% to pay for new police shotguns we will use to enforce a new round of COVID lock downs
doggo: Free beefy snacks for everyone, also government funded belly scritches.
@freemo @icedquinn
-It would be illegal to put dogs down
-Dogs would be given homes and jobs
-Healthcare for dogs increases
+Surge in dog-themed #Netflix shows
+Illegal to call a human a dog/bitch, as it's an insult to dogs; same with using the phrase "doggy-style".
=Pharmaceutical and various previous non-dog industries start looking for openings to approach dog lovers
=Insurance for dogs becomes more popular
=Illegal to shoot a dog without trying to calm it down first. Additional police training required
@freemo @icedquinn
not true, stay tuned for 2023 when a multimillionaire German Shepherd runs for Governor- completely unrelated to the one that sold its estate in Florida this week.
https://www.businessinsider.com/dog-sells-miami-mansion-owned-by-madonna-millionaire-wealth-2021-11