I have a theory that all actions in this world arise from nose boops. All boops kick off a chain of butterfly effect events that ultimately leads to all major and minor world and personal events.

You may ask yourself then, arent nose boops themselves an action. Well curious reader you are correct, nose boops lead to other nose boops and the circle of life goes on. So the real question is, what caused the first nose boop... god thats what. He booped the first premordial nose and in an instant all of time, space, and life flashed into existance.

I pitched my theory to scientists but they rejected it, must have been a bit to on the nose.