When meeting a new woman i can hope for one of four outcomes.
1. We dont like eachother at all and go our seperate ways, happy and peaceful forever.
2. We like eachother a little bit and become life long happy friends
3. One of us likes thr othrr alot and its awkward and creepy and painful
4. We both like eachother a lot and have a few months that are thr happiest time one can hope for before one of us dumps the other and its months of misery and pain.

@freemo That sounds... very specific. did you just meet nr 3 or 4?

@trinsec
Neither. Just crosses my mind everytime a pretty woman laughs at my jokes

@freemo An awkward laugh, or did you actually manage to tell a funny joke for once? ;)

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@trinsec
All my jokes are funny. Ita not my fault most people dont know it ;)

@trinsec
You're juat jelly cause you want me and my sexy humor all to yourself.

@freemo Your idea of sexy humor would be like this:

A man comes home late and his wife asks why. The man says that he was looking at tits and boobies. The woman, clearly infuriated, asks him where he was. The man replies: "at the bird museum."

@freemo You proved my point. :D

It's totally you, though. When I saw that joke I was like 'Damn, that's so Freemo!' ;)

@trinsec
If your point was that i tell awesome jokes then yes, yes i did.

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